Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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