Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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