i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
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today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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