Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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