i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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