Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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