Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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