I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
We have so much sex to catch up on
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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