i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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