areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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