You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
you inspire me to be a worse person
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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