why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
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i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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