Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
should my penis look like a turkey
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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