is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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