Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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