Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
He felt like a one man threesome
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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