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I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
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Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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