Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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