I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
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today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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