She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
She needs sedatives and a leash
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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