Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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