You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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