I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
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I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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