don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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