I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
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Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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