I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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