We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
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i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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