he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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