But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Tell her she can't have a vagina
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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