The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
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He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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