This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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