Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
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just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
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I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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