I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
This is my gift to your gina
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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