He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
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just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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