do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
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When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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