Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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