i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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