so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
So apparently I’m into choking now
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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