4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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