Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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