somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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