you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
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So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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