Don't make out with my wife yet
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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