video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I love you. Go after that dick
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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