No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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