trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
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There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel