8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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