come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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