she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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