her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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