i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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