thus making me awesome and them whores
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
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for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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