do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
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in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
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Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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