That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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