so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
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I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity