This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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