Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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